1 00:00:12,288 --> 00:00:13,289 (beeping) 2 00:00:18,327 --> 00:00:20,997 When did a fast food combo become $18? 3 00:00:20,997 --> 00:00:22,765 You know what I mean, like, this shit isn't gourmet. 4 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:24,500 My parents immigrated over here, 5 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,169 just like every other immigrant, 6 00:00:26,169 --> 00:00:27,770 didn't speak the language, 7 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:29,005 had to work shitty jobs and long hours 8 00:00:29,005 --> 00:00:32,442 to provide a better life for us just to have us 9 00:00:32,442 --> 00:00:34,343 sitting here eating some bland-ass chicken sandwich 10 00:00:34,343 --> 00:00:36,345 that I can't even afford? 11 00:00:36,345 --> 00:00:38,014 Was this really the dream? 12 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:40,016 The rich keep getting richer, 13 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:42,018 and making us buy pointless shit. 14 00:00:42,018 --> 00:00:43,886 then blaming us for being poor 15 00:00:43,886 --> 00:00:46,355 for making us buy said pointless shit. 16 00:00:46,355 --> 00:00:49,025 You got rich and built this country 17 00:00:49,025 --> 00:00:52,528 off of stealing resources and wealth from our ancestors, 18 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:54,730 which turned us into, like, developing nations, 19 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:57,233 then we had to emigrate our asses over here 20 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:59,902 just to be duped again and continue staying broke? 21 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:01,471 (knocking) 22 00:01:01,471 --> 00:01:02,538 Oh. 23 00:01:02,538 --> 00:01:03,639 The or-- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:03,639 --> 00:01:05,475 Um, what'd you get? 25 00:01:05,475 --> 00:01:06,742 Saag paneer, right? 26 00:01:09,312 --> 00:01:11,013 Yup, this is it. Here you go. 27 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:12,849 Thanks. Have a nice day. Enjoy. 28 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,719 (sighing) Can someone help me go viral 29 00:01:16,719 --> 00:01:20,022 so then I can help myself not be broke anymore? 30 00:01:20,022 --> 00:01:21,557 This shit is so disgusting! 31 00:01:21,557 --> 00:01:26,562 ? 32 00:01:28,598 --> 00:01:30,099 Okay, I'm done my deliveries. 33 00:01:30,099 --> 00:01:31,267 {\an8}I'm just going to get my backpack 34 00:01:31,267 --> 00:01:32,435 {\an8}and I'm gonna go downtown. 35 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:33,903 {\an8}(speaking Punjabi) 36 00:01:33,903 --> 00:01:35,538 {\an8}What? No. I'll go grab it after. 37 00:01:35,538 --> 00:01:36,672 {\an8}Who's car is that outside? 38 00:01:42,545 --> 00:01:44,046 The thing that I have to go to downtown. 39 00:01:44,046 --> 00:01:45,681 The seminar for my work? It's important? 40 00:01:45,681 --> 00:01:46,782 - Seminar? - Yeah. 41 00:01:46,782 --> 00:01:48,184 {\an8}(speaking Punjabi) 42 00:01:48,184 --> 00:01:50,086 - Five. - Five? 43 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:58,261 It takes only five minutes. Go. 44 00:01:58,261 --> 00:01:59,295 (man laughing in other room) 45 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:08,971 Wow. These look so expensive. 46 00:02:08,971 --> 00:02:10,206 {\an8}(speaking Punjabi) 47 00:02:13,109 --> 00:02:14,577 So, this is like, uh, small potatoes. 48 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:15,578 Ah, small aloos. 49 00:02:15,578 --> 00:02:17,580 {\an8}(laughing) 50 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:21,984 Hey, man. What brings you out here? 51 00:02:21,984 --> 00:02:24,253 My brother, what is good? 52 00:02:24,253 --> 00:02:26,455 Ah, just showing some potential wedding cards. 53 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:28,958 Isn't it too soon to be looking into all of this? 54 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:30,259 Well, it doesn't hurt to be prepared. 55 00:02:31,661 --> 00:02:34,997 Say, would you be down to play tabla at the Sangeet? 56 00:02:34,997 --> 00:02:37,300 I mean, I got a ghazal singer and all, world-renowned. 57 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,834 Absolutely amazing. 58 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:41,671 Only works with his own people, but I insisted you play. 59 00:02:41,671 --> 00:02:43,406 If that's okay with you, of course. 60 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:49,312 Yeah, why ask? 61 00:02:49,312 --> 00:02:50,746 Well, I am younger. 62 00:02:50,746 --> 00:02:51,847 By a month. 63 00:02:51,847 --> 00:02:53,249 So? Gotta respect my elders. 64 00:02:54,584 --> 00:02:57,019 Uh, yeah, sure. No problem, man. 65 00:02:57,019 --> 00:02:58,087 All right. 66 00:02:58,087 --> 00:02:59,622 But look, dude, I gotta head out. 67 00:02:59,622 --> 00:03:02,158 Good seeing you again. I got this big thing downtown, so-- 68 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:03,159 I could drop you off. 69 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:05,328 Oh, no, no, no. You're good, man. 70 00:03:05,328 --> 00:03:08,698 You sure? Give you a chance to check out that new, uh, whip. 71 00:03:08,698 --> 00:03:09,765 Mercedes? 72 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:13,469 {\an8}Jaspreet: Yeah, yeah, yeah... (continuing in Punjabi) 73 00:03:16,339 --> 00:03:17,673 {\an8}...why not treat myself? 74 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:26,282 {\an8}(chuckling) 75 00:03:29,185 --> 00:03:30,186 {\an8}(Supinder speaking) 76 00:03:31,787 --> 00:03:33,022 (air horn sounding) 77 00:03:33,022 --> 00:03:35,524 Announcer: Welcome to the stage, Richard Braxton! 78 00:03:35,524 --> 00:03:39,729 (audience cheering, applauding) 79 00:03:39,729 --> 00:03:41,130 New media pioneers. 80 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:43,566 Podcast renaissancers. 81 00:03:43,566 --> 00:03:45,868 Vlogging visionaries. 82 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,403 I'm Richard Braxton, 83 00:03:47,403 --> 00:03:50,673 head of creator relations at Influenceza, 84 00:03:50,673 --> 00:03:54,143 and I want to welcome you all to our How To Be Viral seminar, 85 00:03:54,143 --> 00:03:57,546 ensuring your path to becoming digital rock stars. 86 00:03:57,546 --> 00:04:00,082 - (rock riff playing) - (cheering) 87 00:04:00,082 --> 00:04:01,183 Take a look around. 88 00:04:01,183 --> 00:04:04,320 These are your friends, collaborators, 89 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,488 but more importantly... 90 00:04:05,488 --> 00:04:09,358 resources to grow your audience. 91 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:10,559 (phone buzzing) 92 00:04:10,559 --> 00:04:12,228 Imagine a friend who comments on a post... 93 00:04:12,228 --> 00:04:13,663 {\an8}Hello? 94 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:19,902 Okay, yeah. Got it. 95 00:04:19,902 --> 00:04:22,271 Now we'll focus on recording. 96 00:04:22,271 --> 00:04:26,409 Be active on all your socials at all times 97 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:28,411 or fall to the ultimate defeat. 98 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:32,014 (audience gasping) 99 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:35,284 Luckily we have plans at three different price points. 100 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:38,554 We can also help sell merchandise to your fans. 101 00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:41,257 T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, even baby pictures. 102 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:42,591 Women: Aww. 103 00:04:42,591 --> 00:04:44,894 Create an organic transactional relationship 104 00:04:44,894 --> 00:04:47,963 with your young fans, who have access to abundant 105 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:49,632 financial resources. 106 00:04:49,632 --> 00:04:51,067 - Man: Smart. - Woman: I'm gonna do that. 107 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:53,436 Let me tell you about a former seminar attendee. 108 00:04:53,436 --> 00:04:55,137 He has over a billion views. 109 00:04:55,137 --> 00:04:57,973 I'm talking about DylanGotDubz. 110 00:04:57,973 --> 00:04:59,975 Dylan created hit videos like 111 00:04:59,975 --> 00:05:02,378 "Kissing Unsuspecting Girlfriends In the Hood." 112 00:05:02,378 --> 00:05:03,913 Prank 2017. 113 00:05:03,913 --> 00:05:06,749 Or "Telling People I'm the Next Black Panther in the Hood." 114 00:05:06,749 --> 00:05:08,150 Prank 2019. 115 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,985 He's got brand deals with UNICEF's Smiles for the... 116 00:05:09,985 --> 00:05:12,088 Appearances on all the Jimmy hosted Late Shows. 117 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:14,123 When I asked him about his secret to success, 118 00:05:14,123 --> 00:05:16,392 he told me, and you're going to love this, 119 00:05:16,392 --> 00:05:20,396 "You've got to find your thing." 120 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:22,631 (laughing) 121 00:05:22,631 --> 00:05:24,166 (phone buzzing) 122 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,901 Dylan's thing was following the trend tabs 123 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:27,737 and remaking videos he found, 124 00:05:27,737 --> 00:05:29,505 but doing it in the hood. 125 00:05:29,505 --> 00:05:31,107 We are in a war for attention. 126 00:05:31,107 --> 00:05:32,908 ...praise the algorithm and it will bestow its riches... 127 00:05:32,908 --> 00:05:34,009 ...the algorithm never sleeps. 128 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:35,511 You need to be posting every second. 129 00:05:35,511 --> 00:05:37,079 Always! ...for attention and clicks. 130 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:39,315 Every minute... Consume! 131 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:41,016 Every day. 132 00:05:41,016 --> 00:05:42,418 (Richard overlapping) 133 00:05:42,418 --> 00:05:43,786 Rewatch, refresh, reupload... 134 00:05:43,786 --> 00:05:45,454 (imitating explosion) 135 00:05:45,454 --> 00:05:46,622 Repeat! 136 00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:49,458 Up next, cancer scares. 137 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:51,927 A fun little way to trick a bored audience 138 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,763 into coming right back. 139 00:05:57,266 --> 00:06:00,369 Blue ones. Definitely better. 140 00:06:00,369 --> 00:06:01,470 Okay. 141 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:04,507 Hey, I've seen your videos. 142 00:06:04,507 --> 00:06:05,708 Pretty good stuff, man. 143 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,276 Oh, thank you. 144 00:06:07,276 --> 00:06:08,544 Um, which ones have you seen? 145 00:06:08,544 --> 00:06:09,678 See that guy over there? 146 00:06:09,678 --> 00:06:12,381 Re-box therapy. He's a re-boxer. 147 00:06:12,381 --> 00:06:15,651 He does unboxing videos in reverse. 148 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:18,354 That just sounds like regular boxing. 149 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:19,955 Look at that. 150 00:06:19,955 --> 00:06:21,791 I mean, this is what I've been saying. 151 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:23,659 The internet is the new Hollywood. 152 00:06:23,659 --> 00:06:27,396 You've got Oprah, Kevin Hart, the Colonel from KFC. 153 00:06:27,396 --> 00:06:29,331 Phew. All on TikTok. 154 00:06:29,331 --> 00:06:30,666 The Colonel isn't a real person. 155 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:33,536 Yeah? Tell that to his 28 million subscribers. 156 00:06:33,536 --> 00:06:35,171 28 million? 157 00:06:35,171 --> 00:06:37,406 How does anyone get that much? 158 00:06:37,406 --> 00:06:38,641 You got an agent, right? 159 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:40,976 An agent? For the internet? (chuckling) 160 00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:44,880 What, does DylanGotDubz have an agent, too? 161 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,383 Actually, he's got one of the best. 162 00:06:47,383 --> 00:06:48,684 You might know him. 163 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:50,085 Akash Verna? 164 00:06:50,085 --> 00:06:53,189 No, I can't say I've ever heard of him. 165 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,490 Is he Indian? He sounds Indian. 166 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:56,892 (chuckling) 167 00:06:56,892 --> 00:06:58,761 Is he? Anyway, look. 168 00:06:58,761 --> 00:07:00,663 He's one of the best out there. 169 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:02,498 He reps the biggest guys. 170 00:07:02,498 --> 00:07:05,201 Trick Shot Twins. Pissy Elliot. 171 00:07:05,201 --> 00:07:06,769 Max Pax Big Ax? 172 00:07:06,769 --> 00:07:08,938 Mukbang McHale? 173 00:07:08,938 --> 00:07:10,873 I could set up an interview with him. 174 00:07:10,873 --> 00:07:13,209 - He owes me a favour. - (phone chiming, buzzing) 175 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,177 Are you gonna get that? 176 00:07:15,177 --> 00:07:17,213 - Nah, I'm cool. - (phone buzzing) 177 00:07:18,914 --> 00:07:21,517 Actually, you know what? Can you just give me one second? 178 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:25,354 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 179 00:07:25,354 --> 00:07:26,355 - Hello? - Supinder: Jasmeet! 180 00:07:26,355 --> 00:07:27,356 Is everything okay? 181 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:28,591 {\an8}Big mistake... 182 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:33,796 {\an8}Mom, how's this an emergency? 183 00:07:37,933 --> 00:07:39,468 Supinder: I don't want you to waste money. 184 00:07:39,468 --> 00:07:41,036 It's gonna be, like, a four-cent difference. 185 00:07:41,036 --> 00:07:43,639 Can you stop blowing up my phone? Oh, my God. 186 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:44,907 {\an8}Four cent is nothing?! 187 00:07:46,642 --> 00:07:49,945 Hello? Hello. Hello! 188 00:07:49,945 --> 00:07:51,580 Sorry about that, man. I'm just dealing with-- 189 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:54,250 No worries. We've all got wives. 190 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,317 It was actually my mom. 191 00:07:55,317 --> 00:07:57,386 Okay, it's locked in. 192 00:07:57,386 --> 00:08:00,222 You got a meeting tomorrow morning with Akash at 10:30. 193 00:08:00,222 --> 00:08:01,323 - You good? - Uh... 194 00:08:01,323 --> 00:08:03,125 Great. Don't be late. 195 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,229 Announcer: We all know the earth is actually flat, right? 196 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:09,098 But what if I told you... 197 00:08:09,098 --> 00:08:10,399 (door shutting) 198 00:08:12,268 --> 00:08:15,604 Dude, I swear you're at my house more than you are your own. 199 00:08:15,604 --> 00:08:18,574 Well, yeah, have you tried your mom's food? 200 00:08:18,574 --> 00:08:20,276 Yeah. I've had my mom's food. 201 00:08:20,276 --> 00:08:22,111 Oh, dude. How was the seminar? 202 00:08:22,111 --> 00:08:23,512 I don't know, man. 203 00:08:23,512 --> 00:08:25,848 It was just like, "Hey, take this shitty popular video 204 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:28,450 and then remake it and put your shitty little spin on it. 205 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:30,686 - Does that work? - I have no idea. 206 00:08:30,686 --> 00:08:32,288 It's just, like, why even have an audience 207 00:08:32,288 --> 00:08:33,789 if you're not really saying anything? 208 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:36,191 Money? 209 00:08:36,191 --> 00:08:38,093 Yeah. 210 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:40,529 Oh, I did land this meeting with some big-time agent 211 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:42,765 named Akash Verna. 212 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:44,033 You said "Akash Verna?" 213 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,468 - Yeah. - Akash Verna. The agent. 214 00:08:46,468 --> 00:08:48,370 - Yeah. - Bro! 215 00:08:49,638 --> 00:08:51,373 Way to bury the lead. Congrats. 216 00:08:51,373 --> 00:08:52,708 That's huge. 217 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,209 Yeah, but I don't think he knows who I am. 218 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:56,145 I don't know who he is, either. 219 00:08:56,145 --> 00:08:57,546 I'm just gassing you up, man. 220 00:08:57,546 --> 00:08:59,615 Why you keep saying his name like you know him? 221 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:01,183 It's just exciting! He's an agent! 222 00:09:01,183 --> 00:09:02,651 And I think he's a Brown guy. 223 00:09:02,651 --> 00:09:04,553 - Oh, he's a bragent. - Yeah, he's a bragent. 224 00:09:04,553 --> 00:09:06,021 I love that. Brown on Brown, bro. 225 00:09:06,021 --> 00:09:07,656 Yeah, I think he might hook it up. 226 00:09:07,656 --> 00:09:09,491 Brown on Brown crime. Let's get it. 227 00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:11,193 No, there's no crime. We're just... 228 00:09:11,193 --> 00:09:12,795 I just mean, like... 229 00:09:12,795 --> 00:09:14,863 I'm just trying to get signed. I'm not trying to commit crimes. 230 00:09:14,863 --> 00:09:16,532 I'm not saying literally, I'm just saying, like-- 231 00:09:16,532 --> 00:09:19,501 Supinder: Neal, you want some more? 232 00:09:19,501 --> 00:09:21,503 Of course I do, Pooji. 233 00:09:21,503 --> 00:09:24,039 Good. Eat as much as you like 234 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:26,375 and think like this house is also your house. 235 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,676 Okay, Pooji. 236 00:09:27,676 --> 00:09:30,145 And all this food is like your own mom's food, 237 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,213 but like real food. 238 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:32,381 Not the white food. 239 00:09:32,381 --> 00:09:33,916 O-okay, Pooji. 240 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,584 Think like, I'm like your mom. 241 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:36,585 Yes, Pooji. 242 00:09:36,585 --> 00:09:38,020 Think I am your mom. 243 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,021 Okay, Pooji. 244 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:40,356 I am your mom. 245 00:09:40,356 --> 00:09:42,891 Okay, Pooj-- Okay, Mom. 246 00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:44,827 Good. Think like that. 247 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,061 Good boy. 248 00:09:46,061 --> 00:09:47,096 Mm. 249 00:09:48,097 --> 00:09:49,698 {\an8}Oy! 250 00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:51,667 {\an8}Oh, shit. I forgot. 251 00:09:55,371 --> 00:09:57,406 I know, I'm sorry. I've just been busy all day. 252 00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:03,245 I'm running around doing so many things. 253 00:10:03,245 --> 00:10:04,947 I got important meetings lined up tomorrow. 254 00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:06,015 {\an8}Uh-huh. 255 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:11,053 Never mind. 256 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:14,757 {\an8}Anyways. 257 00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:19,061 Don't forget, okay? 258 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:23,098 - Okay?! - Okay, I heard you. 259 00:10:23,098 --> 00:10:24,299 (scoffing) 260 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:31,707 Hey, uh, kind of being a dick to your mom. 261 00:10:31,707 --> 00:10:33,742 How am I being the dick? 262 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,145 She's treating me like a slave and not an actual human being. 263 00:10:36,145 --> 00:10:37,746 She's stressed, dude. 264 00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:39,548 Brown people don't know how to express their emotions 265 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:40,716 in a healthy way. 266 00:10:40,716 --> 00:10:42,084 It's this generational curse passed down 267 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:43,886 by Imperialist regimes. 268 00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:45,421 Okay, hold the lecture. 269 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,489 You only have one generationally cursed parent all right? 270 00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:49,992 And he's so much more chill compared to his sister. 271 00:10:49,992 --> 00:10:51,627 I'm not trying to lecture you, dude. 272 00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:53,896 I'm just saying, like, she's your mom. 273 00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:54,997 All right, man, whatever. 274 00:10:54,997 --> 00:10:56,598 Like, I don't wanna hear it right now. 275 00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:59,234 Just, I got a big day tomorrow, so I'm just going to crash. 276 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:02,938 - Now? - Yeah, now. 277 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:04,306 - Okay. - Yeah. 278 00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:07,142 Word. Cool, dude. 279 00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:10,479 Good luck tomorrow. 280 00:11:10,479 --> 00:11:13,248 Your big day. Bye! 281 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,484 - Yeah. - Love you, man. 282 00:11:15,484 --> 00:11:16,752 Love you, too. 283 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:18,454 Neal: Mom, can I have some to go? 284 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:19,855 Supinder: Yes. Why not? 285 00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:20,989 Neal: Thank you, Pooji. 286 00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,091 (door closing) 287 00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:27,096 Hey, what's going on, guys? 288 00:11:27,096 --> 00:11:29,698 {\an8}Today I'm about to do something that I never thought I could do 289 00:11:29,698 --> 00:11:32,201 {\an8}in a million years, and that is 290 00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:33,969 {\an8}to buy my dad a brand new 291 00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,504 {\an8}sports car! 292 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,638 (air horn blowing) 293 00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:39,041 Woo! Let's get it! 294 00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:52,154 {\an8}(clearing throat) Dad? 295 00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:54,456 {\an8}Yo, Dad, come on out! Big surprise! 296 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:56,391 {\an8}(honking) 297 00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:00,295 Whose car is this? 298 00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,897 Oh, you mean this brand new Porsche? 299 00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:03,365 {\an8}Yeah, I just bought it. 300 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,668 He says he just bought it. 301 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:08,637 Bought what? The car? 302 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,310 Jasmeet: Dad, look! Surprise! 303 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,982 {\an8}It's yours. I... I bought it for you. 304 00:12:19,982 --> 00:12:24,987 (bell tolling) 305 00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:40,536 {\an8}How is this a musibata? It's a gift. 306 00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:43,705 People will take we are greedy show-offs. 307 00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:45,274 {\an8}(Supinder speaking) 308 00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,914 I don't see how any of those things are related in any way. 309 00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:55,083 They will think that he doesn't care about your uncle! 310 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,185 (speaking Punjabi) 311 00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:58,353 Maanvi: What the fuck are you wearing? 312 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,222 {\an8}Cow print? That is literally disgusting. 313 00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:02,024 {\an8}I've never seen you wear that before. 314 00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:03,759 {\an8}What is wrong with you? 315 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:05,961 Yeah, why didn't you get something dad actually likes? 316 00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:08,063 Like a black Mercedes? 317 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,066 Hold on. Where is the Camry? 318 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,968 Jasmeet: Um... 319 00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:14,736 I sold it. 320 00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:17,639 No, my baby! 321 00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:21,476 (echoing) 322 00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:22,477 (alarm ringing) 323 00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:24,213 (panting) 324 00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,314 Oh, shit. 325 00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:30,886 Oy, where are you going? 326 00:13:30,886 --> 00:13:31,987 I have a meeting. 327 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,593 I'll take her after. I can't be late. 328 00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:38,660 {\an8}10:30. 329 00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:46,001 {\an8}(car horn honking) 330 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,809 {\an8}(Supinder speaking Punjabi) 331 00:13:58,614 --> 00:13:59,681 (Supinder screaming) 332 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:05,821 I need to get out of this car. 333 00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:08,190 No, Mom, you take forever. Plus, I'm going to be late. 334 00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:14,796 Okay, just hurry up. Please. 335 00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:15,831 Okay. 336 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,302 (speaking Punjabi) ...always gets stuck. 337 00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:21,870 Oh, my God. 338 00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,672 Go, go. Please, go. 339 00:14:23,672 --> 00:14:25,040 - Be quick! - Okay. 340 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,475 Faster, please? Hurry! 341 00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:28,477 Oh, my God. Unreal. 342 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:35,450 ? 343 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:36,485 (sighing) 344 00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:39,655 Oh, my God, man. 345 00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,528 Where is she? 346 00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:50,866 (phone ringing) 347 00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:52,634 Pick up. 348 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,903 Supinder: Hello. How are you? 349 00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:56,872 - I'm not ava-- - Oh, my God. 350 00:14:56,872 --> 00:14:58,173 (sighing) 351 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,677 Oh, thank God. 352 00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:02,711 Finally. 353 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:08,150 (speaking indistinctly) 354 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,052 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 355 00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,156 Mom. Mom! 356 00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:15,991 Mom, let's go. I'm going to be late! 357 00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,061 (honking) Let's go! 358 00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,562 Hi, Jasmeet! 359 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:22,230 Great. Now she's waving. 360 00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:27,069 (phone chiming) 361 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:35,077 (sighing) Oh, my God. 362 00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:37,245 Are you serious? Yeah. Okay, yeah. 363 00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,714 Put your bag down. Get comfortable. 364 00:15:38,714 --> 00:15:41,083 All right, you know what? Fuck this. 365 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,353 (starting car) 366 00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:46,355 (peeling out) 367 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:58,600 ? 368 00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:15,584 ? 369 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:18,453 - (phone ringing) - Hey, sorry. 370 00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:19,454 I'm here. 371 00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:20,555 10:30. That's me. Hi. 372 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:21,623 Unfortunately, you're late 373 00:16:21,623 --> 00:16:23,458 and we have other clients to get to. 374 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,596 Can I help you reschedule? 375 00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:30,165 Okay, look. Is there any way you can squeeze me in right now? 376 00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:32,267 I just came from a really long way and-- 377 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,435 I'm sorry, but no. 378 00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:34,936 Well, I'm only, like, five minutes late. 379 00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:36,271 Yeah, five minutes. 380 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,507 We actually suggest you get here 10 minutes early. 381 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,275 So, you're basically 15 minutes late. 382 00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,810 Okay, look. It's not my fault. 383 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,413 I had a crazy morning. My mom, she wanted to go get milk, 384 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,081 but then get got a hundred other things-- 385 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:47,315 There he is! 386 00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:48,617 Right on IST. 387 00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,652 It's Indian Standard Time. 388 00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,521 Balle, balle! (chuckling) 389 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:53,922 Come on in. 390 00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:55,490 Don't worry, this won't take long. 391 00:16:56,691 --> 00:16:57,692 Yeah. 392 00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,763 Welcome, welcome. You seem out of breath. 393 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,131 Do you want, uh, some water? 394 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,267 Maybe some mints or some gummies? 395 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,269 Uh, no. I'm good, man. Thank you. 396 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,504 (in Indian accent) Yeah, you having some chai coffees? 397 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:12,507 Huh? Some butter chickens, huh? Gulab jamun. 398 00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:14,276 (laughing) (stopping accent) Sorry. 399 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:16,878 I'm just messing with you, man. 400 00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:18,313 I got jokes, too, right? 401 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:21,049 Yeah, hilarious. 402 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:23,785 So, I got a chance to check out your content. 403 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:25,187 Really cool stuff. 404 00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:36,364 Cool enough to sign me, maybe? 405 00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,633 (laughing) 406 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:41,403 Look, man, I would love to sign you right here, right now. 407 00:17:41,403 --> 00:17:42,871 Makes me look good to bring diversity 408 00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:44,306 into this roster, right? 409 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,907 But first I got to get to know you a little bit. 410 00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,008 Tell me about yourself. 411 00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,910 I wanna know why you do what you do. 412 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,146 Why do you make your videos? 413 00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:53,014 Well, I... I guess I'm just like another guy 414 00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,683 trying to become a digital rock star. 415 00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:55,884 (clicking tongue) 416 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,358 Honestly, man. I don't know what I'm doing. 417 00:18:05,193 --> 00:18:08,330 It's just, like, people my age, they're making so much money, 418 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,599 buying a house, settling down, having kids, 419 00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:12,701 and I'm just out here, what, 420 00:18:12,701 --> 00:18:15,070 delivering tiffins for my mom's tiffin service? 421 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,606 You know I dropped out of med school? 422 00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:19,207 Wow. 423 00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:22,210 Yeah, man, I just realized one day it wasn't for me, you know? 424 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,279 And it took forever for my parents to accept that, 425 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,349 and I don't even think they fully do accept it. 426 00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,084 Yeah, no. That's gotta be tough. 427 00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,585 Yeah, man. It's really shitty. 428 00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:33,021 Like, the constant guilt and the constant disappointment, 429 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,422 and all these random people telling me 430 00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,024 how much my parents have sacrificed for me, 431 00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:37,292 and I'm like, "I get it." 432 00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,694 And so, I guess, like, these videos are just 433 00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,763 a place for me to vent. 434 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:44,399 So, this is your personal therapy 435 00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,568 to thousands of random strangers? 436 00:18:46,568 --> 00:18:48,537 Yeah, but the therapy's not just for me, you know? 437 00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:50,305 So many people can relate to what I have to say. 438 00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:52,073 I have an audience now. 439 00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:53,542 This shit is real, 440 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:56,211 and with your help maybe I can get a bigger audience 441 00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:57,746 and make more money, 442 00:18:57,746 --> 00:19:00,115 and then my folks can just relax and stop worrying. 443 00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:04,819 Look, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, my guy. 444 00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:07,889 Um, all you do in your videos 445 00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:11,259 is sit around in your room alone and complain 446 00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:14,896 about capitalism and white people. 447 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,731 Nobody wants to watch a grown-ass Brown dude 448 00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:17,899 sit there and whine. 449 00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,334 (Indian accent) "Oh, I am interesting 450 00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,136 because I am self-deprecating. 451 00:19:21,136 --> 00:19:23,171 I project my lack of self-worth through 452 00:19:23,171 --> 00:19:24,573 subpar internet comedies. 453 00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:26,575 Wow, I am so original. I'm so cool." 454 00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:29,611 (stopping accent) Oh, my God. Kill yourself. 455 00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:31,179 (sighing) 456 00:19:31,179 --> 00:19:34,082 Okay, so, what kind of content should I make? 457 00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:36,751 A couple's vlog channel. 458 00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:38,119 A what? 459 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,289 People love watching regular-ass Millennial couples 460 00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:42,591 do every day things. 461 00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,293 You think your girlfriend would be down? 462 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,761 I don't have a girlfriend. 463 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,631 What? Shocker. Listen, don't worry about it. 464 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,866 We got a whole batch of influencers to choose from. 465 00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,368 Check this out. 466 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:56,671 Pair you up with somebody with a decent follower account. 467 00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:59,708 I'm thinking maybe like a five to seven year relationship. 468 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,011 Maybe a, uh, mixed race couple, right? 469 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:05,847 Asian. Hispanic. 470 00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:08,016 Oh, yes. 471 00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:09,284 (laughing) 472 00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:12,454 A beautiful white woman way out of your league. 473 00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:14,789 Huh? That's, like, every Indian dude's fantasy. 474 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:16,324 Am I right? Am I right? I'm right. 475 00:20:16,324 --> 00:20:19,327 Not mine. I mean, I'm kind of into Brown girls. 476 00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,895 Yeah, no. Me, too. 477 00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:23,732 For sure, but nobody wants to see that. 478 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:27,302 (voice distorting) I mean, you could propose to her. 479 00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:29,337 You could plan a wedding with her. 480 00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,506 You could announce pregnancies, huh? 481 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:33,541 Mixed babies rake in mad views. 482 00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:36,811 We'll provide a child of course. We're not monsters. 483 00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:38,747 And then you break up. Sad, okay? 484 00:20:38,747 --> 00:20:40,982 But guess what? More views, huh? 485 00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:42,817 (normally) So, what do you think? 486 00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:46,021 You down to make some real change? 487 00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:51,593 I don't know, man. I-- 488 00:20:51,593 --> 00:20:53,995 I just feel like this isn't for me. 489 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,598 Oh, this is the only thing for you. 490 00:20:56,598 --> 00:21:01,269 Look, Indians aren't really cool just yet, Jasmeet. 491 00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:02,337 Not yet, anyway. 492 00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:04,572 Okay, well, I think I'm plenty cool, 493 00:21:04,572 --> 00:21:07,042 and I don't have this like, weird, inferiority complex 494 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,677 that you think all Brown guys have. 495 00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:09,678 Plus, what's with all this, 496 00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:11,613 like, "Oh, you Indians" bullshit? 497 00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:12,714 Aren't you Indian? 498 00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:13,948 Like, what are you even? 499 00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:16,017 I'm Indian. 500 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,453 So, why not be a team player and help me out instead of, 501 00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:20,522 like, appealing to your whack-ass higher ups. 502 00:21:20,522 --> 00:21:22,390 Oh, I am being a team player, here, bro. 503 00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,792 I'm trying to give you an opportunity 504 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,593 to not just be the Brown guy. 505 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,762 Yeah, but what's wrong with being the Brown guy? 506 00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:31,232 (sighing) All right, you know what? 507 00:21:31,232 --> 00:21:33,535 Thanks for taking this meeting, but you clearly don't get it. 508 00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:36,638 So, I'm just going to do this on my own. 509 00:21:36,638 --> 00:21:39,574 Okay. Best of luck with that. 510 00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:41,042 Shall we? 511 00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:46,247 Oh, listen, I, uh... I almost forgot. 512 00:21:46,247 --> 00:21:49,084 My cousin is, like, a huge fan. 513 00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,452 My whole family loves you, actually. 514 00:21:50,452 --> 00:21:52,754 Do you mind giving him, like, a bit of a shout out? 515 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,789 Huh? Can we just do that? 516 00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:56,124 All right, whenever-- whenever you're ready. 517 00:21:56,124 --> 00:21:58,293 - (phone beeps) - Ah. Yeah, go ahead. 518 00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:59,294 Go ahead. 519 00:21:59,294 --> 00:22:01,930 (speaking indistinctly) 520 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:04,299 I will call you, sure, sure. Whenever. 521 00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:06,234 (conversation continuing in Punjabi) 522 00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,083 {\an8}Oh, my God... 523 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:26,955 (chuckling) 524 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,161 No. 525 00:22:34,662 --> 00:22:36,798 You don't need to be wasting money driving into the city. 526 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,467 {\an8}Okay? 527 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:40,935 Yup. 528 00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:41,970 {\an8}Okay... 529 00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:44,706 Let's go. 530 00:23:03,525 --> 00:23:04,793 (chuckling) 531 00:23:16,905 --> 00:23:18,039 God, you're foul. 532 00:23:34,189 --> 00:23:36,658 Wow, that's beautiful. 533 00:23:36,658 --> 00:23:38,326 Where did you hear that from? 534 00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:41,563 I used to be a writer, too. 535 00:23:43,531 --> 00:23:45,767 There are a lot of things you don't know about me. 536 00:23:47,769 --> 00:23:48,770 Wow. 537 00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:04,886 Thanks, Mom. 538 00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:05,920 {\an8}Good. 539 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:16,231 {\an8}Jasmeet: What? 540 00:24:23,371 --> 00:24:26,641 - Mom! 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